Letter to the Editor, March 12, 2020
Thank you again for your morning edition of the Wuhan Chronical, uhh, I mean The Detroit News, more of the hard hitting journalism I have come to expect from you commie lovers. If I sound bitter today, well, I am not, I am merely pointing out the obvious. I have been to a couple of sites prior to yours and it would seem that you all just take the same AP crap articles and run them on your sites, word for word. Talk about lazy. Again, thanks for that hard hitting home grown journalism, without you I would not know what to do or believe.
Above the fold, which most folks will only look at, is a scintillating as usual with the in-depth and hard hitting investigative opinions, as follows: Only for subscribers “Meet the unsung heroes you likely haven’t heard of during Wuhan” I can only speculate on this article, so I am not really doing anything that these hard hitting opinion writers don’t do, but I am sure it is about this little girl who has some how overcome our systemic racist white privileged system to beat this virus.
Who could not just eat up the commercial for rocket mortgage, who, in all their billions of dollars they make, still manage to get free press by naming rights for the Michigan State basketball team. In our sell out culture they are going to be known as MSU Sponsored by Rocket Mortgage, how awful.
I do see that the biased news has a critical article about the State Senate authorizing suit against our granny killing governor, again, she wants complete control of everything without input from our duly elected legislators. But your news outfit is only slamming the Republicans, not your dear granny killer so no surprise here.
In one of my favorite articles of the day is the one on “Defying rules, anti-vaccine accounts still thrive on social media.” Well true to form you editors have slid a great propaganda piece in and you keep pushing the suppression of free thought and debate of people who have legitimate concerns about taking a vaccine that was rushed into market without any long term studies. It is one of those AP hit pieces that I mentioned above. The authors of this hit piece are both rabid anti-Trumpers and blue to the bone democrats, so, I am quite sure they were neutral and objective in their drafting of the article. But, regardless, thank you for keeping me well informed on the exact opposite of what I need to do. To quote from he piece, “People using social media have really been able to share what they want for nearly a decade.” The horror! Sharing thoughts and different opinions shocks these journalists!!
And last, but not least is your ball licking piece about the Commander in Sleep, Joe. I almost got diabetes from reading this article, it is so sugary sweet, Joe save us all from this evil Trump, Um, uh, Wuhan virus. I like how he is going to make everyone “eligible” for the vaccine! I thought just being alive and an American citizen had us automatically eligible, but hell what do I know. In between pudding cups and his mashed bananas’ maybe he can muster a state of the union address. You know the speech that has been been done since my grandfather’s grandfather was a kid by every commander in chief; you remember, like the speech last year when Ice Cream Pelosi stood behind Trump and ripped up her copy his speech.
So, in closing of this letter I would like to thank you for your hard hitting investigative reporting in today’s paper. It warms my soul to know that while I am sleeping, the very fabric of our society and once great country is being transformed into a babbling collective of germophobic beta males hiding udder their beds.